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Twisted Little Red Riding Hood

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'He sat there watching her and smiled.
He thought, I'm going to eat this child.
Compared with her old Grandmamma
she's going to taste like caviar.

Then little red riding hood said ,"But Grandma,
what a lovely great big furry coat you have on."

"That's wrong!" cried the Wolf. "Have you forgot
To tell me what BIG TEETH I've got?
Ah well, no matter what you say
I'm going to eat you anyway."
The small girl smiles
Her eyelid flickers
She whips a pistol from her knickers
She aims it at the creature's head and BANG! BANG! BANG! she shoots him... dead.
A few weeks later, in the wood,
I came across miss riding hood.
But what a change! No cloak of red,
no silly hood upon her head.
She said, "Hello. And do please note
my lovely furry wolfskin coat."'

- Excerpt from Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf by Roahld Dahl (Revolting Rhymes)

We are reading Roahld Dahl's stories in class. Haha.
This actually the second part of my quiz from today.
My favourite story is the Goldilocks one, though.
It made me laugh so damn hard.
Ask anyone from my class, the minute our teacher said 'Goldilocks' after reading a part of the story I would burst out laughing.
It's hilarious!
You should read it!
Along with the other revolting rhymes.
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FreedDeamon's avatar
haha very nice and creative. and also quite hysterical! ^^